try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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