It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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