I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
