I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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