i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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