Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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