Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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