One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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