It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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