I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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