I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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