Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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