Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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