I just made out with a guy for $7.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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