we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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