Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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