im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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