Im at strip club and am horny
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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