I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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