Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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