Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I understand Curling. That high.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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