You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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