Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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