Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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