now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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