you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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