do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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