Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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