I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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