in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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