Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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