Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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