I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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