Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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