the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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