i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I did not marry a roomba.
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