White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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