what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I enjoy the company of your penis
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