I showed him my bush... on skype.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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