The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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