ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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