This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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