So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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