Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I am one with the molecules
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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