And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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