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say what?
wanna hang out?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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