She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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