Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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