Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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