dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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