If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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