i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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