He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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