I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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