your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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